How to Get Out of Karaoke Gracefully

Do you have friends who (STILL) enjoy karaoke? Do they press their "hobby" on you by asking you to sing with them? If you like these people then you probably don't want to tell them to piss off.

Well, you now say "OK! But I get to select the song!" And this where your new exit strategy kicks in: suggest song titles that have a very low likelyhood of being available.

Try these:

1. The Night Chicago Died
2. Hot Child in the City
3. Muskrat Love, and
4. Disco Duck

You'll be back drinking your beer in 5 seconds.