You Can Call Him Al...

What if...

...Edgar Allan Poe used his middle name?

He'd be Al Poe.

Math is Good (to paraphrase the Faber College motto)

I bought some food at my local grocery store the other day and handed over my payment.

The change owed to me was 34 cents. So, I handed the cashier an additional penny.

She paused before asking me, "How much do I owe you now?"