Monday, August 20, 2012

How is this legal, he asked

The good people at Thinkgeek have listed an HDTV antenna. This one is paper-thin and doesn't look like the DIY kluges found on instructive websites (you can guess the name of the site). So far, so good.Until I read the comments. One guy (20 years old apparently) asked, "Someone please tell me how this is legal."
 
I shook my head in disbelief, until I thought that I'd wager he's never seen TV that didn't get fed to him through a cable. Just like many people would have no clue on how to operate a dial phone (my 28 year old nephew pushed his fingers through each hole trying to operate an old dial phone I have at home).

How times and technology change...

Thursday, December 01, 2011

"I'll Bing it for you..."

TV shows are using product placements far more blatantly than in the past. There is nothing subtle about how products are shilled anymore. In the good old days, a hardened street gumshoe would relax in his seedy office after a hard day of pluggin' bad guys and pour himself a straight-up shot of CC. You may not get to see the label clearly, but you knew what it was.

But, not anymore...

Current TV shows like Hawaii 5-0, NCIS, The Mentalist, et al. are placing items or mentioning services in their storylines. They pay the bills, I realize, but they really make me squirm! The placements are so up front and in your face Krusty the Klown would be proud.
  • Ford Explorer: During a car chase... the action goes into slow motion so we can read the vehicle name on the tail as it spins by the lens. Viola! A cheap product commercial!
  • Microsoft: At a crime scene, out comes the smartphone camera with the statement, "I'll SkyDrive it to you". Who out there uses SkyDrive? Or willingly continues to? I tried it, even on my iPhone, and found it clunky and slow. Just take a photo as you usually would and either email or send it by text message. A LOT faster!
  • Cross-Show Promos: On The Mentalist, Patrick Jane says, "He's 5-0, ya know?" when describing his partner from CBI to a member of the public.
  • Microsoft (again): This is the worst.... "I'll BING it for you". Now this is just plain fantasy. Nobody ... and I mean NOBODY would be caught dead saying this is real life. Google is the default and this ain't changing anytime soon. Say "I'll Google it for you" and you'll receive a knowing nod. Say BING instead, and you'll get a look that says "What's wrong with you?"

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Walking and Dehydration


A herd of about 30 walkers moved quickly down my street just now. 60ish and all decked out in thousands of dollars of highly coloured walking clothes and iPods.

Every one of them had a water bottle. Several had two. On utility belts. Like Batman.

Question: how long does a person need to WALK for dehydration need to be a concern?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

You Can Call Him Al...



What if...

...Edgar Allan Poe used his middle name?

He'd be Al Poe.

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Math is Good (to paraphrase the Faber College motto)


I bought some food at my local grocery store the other day and handed over my payment.

The change owed to me was 34 cents. So, I handed the cashier an additional penny.

She paused before asking me, "How much do I owe you now?"

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Realligned Its Cosmic Fonziness

Ayyyyy!!!
(Ehhhhhh!!! in Canada)


A friend told me about how a client fixed a software installation problem involving a CD by whacking the side of his computer. The installation error disappeared and the program continued on to install completely.

It was just like Fonzy hitting Arnold's jukebox, he said. He had "re-alligned its Cosmic Fonziness". Can't argue with that.

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Separated at Birth?

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