Hamsters as Fighting Machines

Hamsters! As a fighting tool! Hooda thunkit? Could this be a possible sequel to Spamalot?
Perhaps Spamalot II: Gathering of the Killer Rodents.

Think this is funny? Does it amuse you? These little critters are horrible little killers in cute fur coats (sic 'em Pamela!). A man died from a hamster attack! Yes, he did. Read this newspaper article.