Accordion 'Music'

What 4 Things Are Wrong With This Photo?

1. It's Volume 2!! For accordion music? Was there really enough demand from the sales of the first volume to justify a second volume? Is there a secret enclave of French-Ukerainians somewhere we don't know about?

2. It's a DVD! Not an audio CD. A DVD of accordion music! That you have to WATCH! Deliberately! In fact, it has 2 DVDs! Isn't this a misuse of resources that could have been better used for reproducing that wonderful TV show "Pee Wee's Playhouse"?

3. There are TEENS dancing to accordion music! wtf? How much were these kids paid? Was it enough to pay the medical bills that would result from the beatings they would inevitably get at school? If any of my friends had ever got WIND that someone among us danced to accordion music....well.... it would have been a right good taunting.

4. René Simard is uncredited (JUST joking), and

5. It doesn't say K-Tel on the cover.

Well, I guess this gives credence to the words of Edmund Burke, who once said, "Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it."